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LOL xD Kissing Article

Tue Jun 30, 2009, 8:51 AM

Mood: Tired

Soooo I'm eating my breakfast (er...lunch) and reading this magazine my mom is subscribed to -- Psychology Today. It's so awesome xD I read the Sex Ed section all the time because...I'm like that

Well, it has an article talking about what kisses tell men and what they tell women. So I just read and had to laugh -- it's the polar opposite for men and women.

Men prefer slobbery, spit-swapping kisses, while women prefer demure kisses. Men prefer plump lips on women, women prefer smaller lips on men. Men use kisses to smooth over conflicts, women hate it when men try to smooth over conflicts with kissing. Men would much rather have sex without kissing, women would not even have sex without kissing.

...I agree more with the woman side |D -estrogenestrogenestrogen-

It's articles like this that really make me wonder how straight couples can last...at all .__. but meh, there are a lot of couples I know that fight constantly and are kinda cute :3 Like Ranma and Akane xD

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~kk-krazee13 Jun 30, 2009, 9:08:59 AM

well i guess like they say, opposites attract. maybe that's why women and men are nothin alike

~Master-Orochimaru Jun 30, 2009, 9:11:13 AM

Hahahaha. XD That was actually entertaining. I love reading random girl magazines.

Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I question how straight couples last, too. XD Due to the fact that usually they're fighting most of the time, from what I see. But some work fine. XD Depending on the people, I guess.

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~SpoonyChan Jun 30, 2009, 9:26:15 AM

Mhm c: Opposites DO attract, but if they're TOO opposite, they fall apart. It's good for couples to have enough similarities to stay together and still be opposite ^^

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~SpoonyChan Jun 30, 2009, 9:26:23 AM

Indeed xD

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~Montrez-moiLamour Jun 30, 2009, 9:37:28 AM

_{-giggle-

I wouldn't know what I like. I've never been kissed XD;}

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~nukathefox Jun 30, 2009, 9:51:52 AM

Sometimes I DO question how straight couples last... even though I'm striaght as well and I've never fallen into a serious relationship.

Oh well, it's another one of those questions the world will ponder about until the end end of time... along with "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" and "How did a particle of light expand into the universe?" and... yeah, you get the point. xDDD

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~kk-krazee13 Jun 30, 2009, 9:54:38 AM

i like ure art

*Zomgmania-XO Jun 30, 2009, 10:52:30 AM

You're mom's subscribed to that? O.o Wow... um.... that's weird.

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~DisneyStar12 Jun 30, 2009, 10:58:51 AM

I'm not really into relationships yet because all the guys in my town are kind of jerks XP. Because of that, I don't really want to be in a relationship till i'm older. Hopefully all the guys will a little bit more mature...NOT!

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